Today’s six are from another of my Nik Kershaw shorts, this one based on the song “Billy.” Billy is sitting in a bar with his friends, who want him to watch a football game with them.
“Sally wants me to have dinner ready when she gets home, and then we’re going to Sears to look for a new vacuum. And then while we’re there, we might look for curtains too.”
“You gonna look for your balls while you’re at it?” asked Mark.
“Hey, that’s not a nice thing to say.”
“Sally probably keeps them in a jar on a shelf,” said Craig. “Does she make you sit to pee?”
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